10.06.2008

Technical Difficulties

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1 comment:

Floridan Blogger said...

In all honesty, maybe if you Wire Road, sister loving, rodeo worshiping Barnies of The Polytechnic Institute (of Alabama) would focus more on your program, rather than your fatherly university's current state of condition, it's quite possible your beloved Alabama-Tech Cowgirls football program would not be underachieving at the current moment.

Just as I do each and every time I'm unfortunate enough to visit that backwoods, rundown "city" known as Opelika/Aubarn, full of trailer parks, ghettos, and rodeo fliers, I see just as much Alabama as I do The Polytechnic Institute. That's something I have yet to fully understand why.

Your envious AUbsession with The University of Alabama only goes to show why your greatest accomplishments in the history of your program is nothing more than beating Alabama, especially during a time of which we underwent nearly half a dozen coaching changes AND NCAA sanctions (especially after Bama-Tech only won FOUR out of TWELVE GAMES PRIOR TO OUR DOWNFALL).

Then again, if I was unfortunate enough to be a fan of the biggest redneck college in America, who's STUCK in the suffocating shadow of UA, where no proper method of partying can be found (and no rodeos hosted by Tech, fraternity KKK meetings, mud riding, hunting, and partying down at the SkyBarn - one of Aufarm's four bars - hearing some D-list country music reject IS NOT a proper method of fun), I would AUbsess over the bigger brother as well.

I pity you, Barnie. I really do!