Packet 1

Okay, we have all heard about the infamous "packet." So here it is, or at least in part. TIFWIW.



Bammer of the Week

I was in NYC for a week and have been busy as hell at work this week so I haven't had much time to post but I had to post this one. I do not give a f*** if SPUAT is in the MNC game (why wouldn't a pro team be in it? bit I digress), this video and all of things that go with being a Bammer prove why Auburn is better.


WRAS Picks the SEC Championship Game

Florida (-6) vs. Alabama

Walt Flanagan: These are two very evenly matched teams. Both have fast defenses, strong running games that set up the pass and great coaching staffs. The loss of Carlos Dunlap hurts Florida but it's not like Alabama takes a lot of seven-step drops that enables pass rushers to cause havoc in the backfield. Plus, Florida backups aren't exactly walk-ons. Florida will try to put the game in Greg McElroy's hands and Alabama will play better than it did against Auburn but it won't be enough. I keep coming back to one thing...Tim Tebow. He's the best player on the field and that usually makes the difference in games between otherwise even teams...Florida 24 -SPUAT 17

Morris Fenderbaum: Saban steps down after the game and reaches a financial agreement for mental and physical abuse to Julio following a crucial 3rd down incompletion. Kirby Smart takes over as interim head coach mainly so the entire state won't have to scrape "S the Coach" stickers from their windows...Florida 31 - SPUAT 20

Mickey Goldmill: Get your jorts ready, ladies, this one's gonna have snot bubbles a plenty. Tim Tebow > Greg McElroy. Gaytors over Turds...28-24

Last Week:

Walt (4-3 straight up, 3-4 versus the spread)

Morris (2-5, 2-5)

Mickey (2-5, 4-3)


Walt (72-22, 39-43-1)

Morris (68-26, 39-43-1)

Mickey (73-21, 40-42-1)

Tebow 1: 1-2

Our Tebow, who art in Gainesville, hallowed be thy name. Thy jump pass come, thy will be done, in Atlanta as it was last year. Give us this day our annual Bama defeat, and forgive us for never letting you beat us (WAR EAGLE!), as we forgive the media for defying you. And lead us not into redneck chants of "13, baby!" but deliver us from SaBear. AMEN


Now THAT is Discipline!

Or either being scared to death of Rick Trickett.

Bowl Tickets...

...to a bowl game, in Tampa, on January 1st for sale. Just can't tell you which one yet. Wink wink.



Blooming Onion, Anyone?

Looks like Auburn will be going to the Outback Bowl on New Year's Day.

Any More Questions?