This Could Get Ugly, And That's Saying A Lot For These Two Fan Bases

You can guaran-fuckin-tee there will be a huge incident when the Corndogs go up to Morgantown and get a taste of what the Hillbillies dish out. Someone could die. Two forces like this haven't collided since Chuck Norris and Mr. T ran into each other and created the 1980s.


Ladies and Gentlemen, ESPN Anchor and Closet Auburn Fan, Scott Van Pelt

David Oku's Girlfriend?


Auburn Beats Ole Miss

Big win last night for the Tigers as they move to 18-10 overall and 7-6 in conference. They are now in 2nd place in the SECW since they own the tiebreaker right now over Mississippi State. If they can hang on and get a first round bye in the SEC tournament, that would be large. I never thought I'd say this but they have an outside shot at making the big dance. It's not likely but if they can finish at least 9-7 in conference, win 20 regular season games and win a game or two in the conference tournament, stranger things have happened. It's not going to be easy on the road against Mississippi State and UAT the next two games and hopefully Beard-Eaves will be packed versus LSU in the last home game of the season. If they beat a struggling MSU team Saturday, watch out.


Joke of the Day

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Alabama."

Bammer of the Week

Let's just go ahead and get this out of the way. We didn't even have to wait the whole week to name Andre Smith, "Bammer of the Week" as he secured it on Sunday. Strong work (tongue firmly implanted in cheek).


Bammer of the Week II


Dad Names His Son Tebow. Yep, Tebow.


I Watched A Women's Basketball Game For The First Time Last Night

That's right, I said it. I watched the Auburn-Vandy game last night. Now, the athleticism is severely lacking and it pains me to watch people clang the ball off the bottom of the rim during a game and they don't as much shoot long range shots as heave it towards the rim but it wasn't that bad. Several times I would see a cutter under the basket and the defender would just let them go while I'm hollering, "pass it!" But I then realized what would have been a quick pass or an alley-oop in the men's game just can't happen in the women's. So I got used to that after a while.

Even though Auburn should have won this game, they easily had the best athletes on the floor (Boddie, Smalley, Bonner), I still like their chances to win the SEC regular season title. If Auburn had played with half the urgency they played with in the second half, they win by 10 points. But Vandy came out strong and Auburn didn't match it and had too big a whole to climb. Boddie is quick and Smalley (even with my comment about shooting earlier) can hit the open three.

Here are Auburn and Vandy's remaining schedules as they are the only two teams left who have the best shot at winning the title:

AU plays at home versus UGa and Arkansas,
Vandy is on the road at Ole Miss and Tennessee.

Auburn needs to win out since Vandy has the tiebreaker and hope that the 'Dores lose a game. Auburn has already lost to Georgia but the Dawgs and the Hogs are struggling and Auburn should not lose either of these games at home. Vandy has a much tougher road. Ole Miss is 4-7 in conference but the trip to Tennessee will be huge. Tennessee is down this year but at Tennessee is at Tennessee. That will not be easy.

Hopefully Auburn will get a game on ESPN soon and hold on to the regular season title and a #1 seed in the NCAA Tournament.

Oh, and by the way, Alabama is 0-11 this year, they suck worse than the men.

Charles Barkley Apologizes for DUI on TNT

Now apologize for the comments you made about Auburn during the coaching search.

Bammer of the Week


Whatever. He got maced.


Julio and Wooderson Must Have Been Partying on the 50 Yard Line Again


"Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Julio Pink Jones wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N."

Former Auburn Players In The News

Rob Bironas becomes the highest paid kicker in the NFL...

Karlos Dansby gets franchise tag slapped on him for 2nd year by Cardinals. Guaranteed to be a free agent after 2009 season...


Video of Auburn Arena's Construction

Auburn arena: Construction update


Taunting In College Football

So, the NCAA Rules Committee is thinking about having the penalty on taunting be a live ball penalty and will negate the play?

This is a terrible idea. I can't wait to see the uproar if this passes and a team loses a game because of this. The debate over the Washington-BYU game last year will be nothing compared to this.

A player taunting someone else while going into the endzone does not have any bearing on the play's outcome. If a player holds or jumps offsides during a touchdown, then yes, that play should come back and a penalty assessed from the line of scrimmage or the spot of the foul. But the player still would have scored a touchdown if he was high-stepping, doing a backflip or soulja-boying into the endzone. This puts too much power into the referee's hands and they are already trigger-happy with throwing celebration flags (see Washington-BYU).

It will be a huge mistake if this rule change passes. Make the kid sit out a play or fine the coach, but don't effect the outcome of a game because a player got a little too excited.


I Knew I Wasn't The Only One Who Thought He Said "Sweater"!

Is Finebum Serious?


Would Gruden be better than Kiffin? I think so. UT is more likely to stop playing "Rocky Top" than they are to fire Kiffin now. Finebum just wanted to be the first to call for his head. That is all.


Kiffin Accuses Meyer Of Cheating


The Best Part About Signing Day...

...is that when Auburn fans talk about it on the radio or whatever, they are excited about DeAngelo Benton or Emory Blake while all SPUAT fans can talk about are their Rivals or Luginbill ranking and how many points they have. I wonder if they even know who signed with them? Maybe they just refer to them by their number of stars or their Rivals.com rating. We all know about their love for arbitrary numbers.

Auburn's profile on each signee...


Typical Bammer after Dre Kirkpatrick picked the hat with most swagger...


War Dansby Eagle

If Karlos was in studio with Finebum right now, it would probably be something similar to this exchange...

Evidently It's Bash Florida Day

Kid Gets Stoned At The Dentist

When this kid gets to college, not even 4 years in Gainesville will top this buzz.

Dontae Aycock's Scholarship Offer Pulled From Georgia Tech

GT head coach Paul Johnson pulled Aycock's offer after telling him that if he visited another school after committing to the Yellow Jackets the offer would be off the table. Aycock visited Auburn this weekend and it looks like he will now sign with Auburn.

I see where Johnson is coming from and the word "commitment" doesn't have the same meaning in "crootin" as it does in the real world but I don't think Johnson should pull offers because a kid takes one of his visits to another school. Johnson would share pull this kid's offer out from under him if someone he wanted more showed interest in GT. And if Johnson is confident enough in his program, the school and his recruiting ability; then say we'll take all other school's best shots and GT will still get the kid. But he didn't show that confidence.

Congratulations, Rod Hood


9:13 -- Automatic first down on a defensive pass interference by Rod Hood. Great porn name.