2.05.2009

The Best Part About Signing Day...

...is that when Auburn fans talk about it on the radio or whatever, they are excited about DeAngelo Benton or Emory Blake while all SPUAT fans can talk about are their Rivals or Luginbill ranking and how many points they have. I wonder if they even know who signed with them? Maybe they just refer to them by their number of stars or their Rivals.com rating. We all know about their love for arbitrary numbers.

Auburn's profile on each signee...

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/020409aab.html

Typical Bammer after Dre Kirkpatrick picked the hat with most swagger...

2 comments:

Deano "aka" Jimmy Joe Meeker "aka" Fat Elvis said...

Wives all over Alabama had to wear the Saban mask to bed last night!

Anonymous said...

It's too bad you have to mention Alabama's top ranking in order to cope with the fact that you're no longer a relevant topic of conversation.

Perhaps you guys should begin focusing more on Troy State, because as of right now, they're threatening Opelika's number 2 ranking!

Here's to another mediocre recruiting class for the trailer park/cow college: Roll Tide! And here's to another 36-0 smashing next season: Roll Tide!


And to Deano, don't you wish you had a coach who was 1/4 of what Saban was? I'm sure wives all around the Wire Road trailer parks were forced to wear Saban masks as well, simply because he is THE coach of the state, and sir Cheez-it is THE joke of the state!