Bammer of the Week

http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2008/06/jimmy_johns_arrested_and_charg.html

http://72.242.51.73/publicquery/Details/pgDetails.aspx?id=1100586424

Might as well get this over with. Jimmy Johns, come on down, you're the next contestant on if the price is right (we'll sell you a bag)!

And afterwards, head on over to Jimmy John's Pit Bulls, home of the Linebacker Bullies:

"Not only does Jimmy sell some of the bulliest dogs in the country.
He also (no longer) plays for the (most overrated) best college football team in the country.
The (Scandal Plagued) University of ALABAMA (at Tuscaloosa)!
ROLL (Blow) TIDE"

http://www.jimmyjohnspitbulls.com/index2.html