The other day I heard the song "Choices" by George Jones and it got me thinking that we have the right in this country to make choices everyday in our lives. From who to vote for president, the car we drive and who we marry. It is our choice. BUT when it comes to Auburn and Alabama you don't have a choice, you are born with it in your BLOOD. People have asked me why I chose to be an Auburn fan and I tell them I didn't, Auburn chose me. I was born with Orange and Blue in my veins and I was born to HATE Alabama!!! I despise the UAT, I have no compassion for their professors, students or fans and the history of their football program is built on Lies and Cheaters!!! So what if the "Bear" coached there. He is dead, get over it. So what if they claim 12 national championships? Half of them are built on lies and are not even recognized by the NCAA and the SEC. Who are they to think they can give themselves a "NC" when they didn't even finish #1 in the country in the final polls. Look at the line of coaches they have been through in the past 10 years, more cheaters and liars. What do you expect, they were trying to follow that "Bama Tradition". I understand that Saban has turned things around in his 2nd year and that they are 11-0 and are #1 in country. But look at the year of 2008 as a whole, does anything make sense? The economy, gas at $4.00 per gallon, Obama, wall street bailout, the Franklin system, gas drops to $1.55 in less than two months, Pat Dye finding his pants in the bottom of Lake Martin and Auburn with a record of 5-6. NOTHING is MAKING SENSE!!!When I walked out of the UGa game 2 weeks ago, it was the 1st time this year that I walked out not being frustrated with my Tigers. I believe that Kodi is coming along and I believe that if he was our starter the whole season we would not be 5-6 right now. But I still don't know what to expect on Saturday against the Tide. WE MUST BELIEVE!!!
ATTN: Paul Rhodes and AU Defense - This is your game to win. You are going to have to keep UAT down to keep the offense in the game. With everyone getting healthy we should be able to come out and knock heads like we were in the 1st half of the season!!!
The last time we went into the UAT game where we had a losing record and we won the game was in 1949.
The last time we played UAT on Nov. 29 was in 1986 and we all know who scored the winning touchdown!!!
The bottom line is that we have not won a game this year that we were not supposed to win. Going into Tuberville-Denny we have the chance to knock UAT out of the top spot, to continue the streak, and to salvage a tough heart-breaking season. The Auburn Nation should be more FIRED up than ever before!!! I wish I could be in that locker room before the game to let those players and coaches know that no matter what happens Saturday that we will be behind them 100% at the end of the day. To the players, this is a game were legends are made and that you could have your name right up there with Newton, Langer, Campbell, Jackson, Tillman, Slack, Wright, Joseph, Nix, Sanders, Bostic, Houston, Reese, Holmes, Duval, Smith, Cadillac, Campbell, McClover and Cox...just to name a few!!! Guys, it was your "Choice" to wear the Orange and Blue and it is time to show the nation that the Auburn program is still alive and that the state of Alabama is still ruled by the boys on the Plains!!!It time for the Auburn Nation to stand up and shout -
"We an't going take this Bull Shit anymore, GO TO HELL ALABAMA"
PATRICK FAIN DYE - APPROVES THIS MESSAGE!!!
Trust me I know that the "Bear" was a cheat!!!
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.....Danged right! Beat Bama!
.....I have to take the opportunity to thank you guys, for putting up all those great youtubes of Auburn victories past! We Tiger nuts have REALLY enjoyed 'em!
Who's living in the past now? "In 1949 we won and had a losing season." "The last time we played on November 29th [in 1986] we win." I've also heard other booger eaters say, "the last time it was cold in Tuscaloosa [in freaking 2000], we won." Laughable.
You guys have now become what you despise. You are having to live in the past to compensate for your current team's shortcomings. Auburn sucks. Your program is heading toward Miss. St. status in a hurry. Roll Tide!
You were born to hate Alabama... isn't that the case for all Barnies? Don't they hate Alabama more than they love Alabama-Tech?
Not only is it humiliating to "support" that godawful county, it's also humiliating knowing you support a school by the name of "THE Alabama Polytechnic Institute" or colloquially known as "Aubarn". In addition, I'd also say it's humiliating to know you support a program, who's not only the ugly little redheaded stepchild of the state, but also suffers from little man's disease and is forced to operate underneath that dark, unBEARable shadow, casted over you by The University.
Roll Tide, AUtards!
PS: You say we live in the past? What's worse: evolving around history, tradition, and the legacy that is our name, or being you guys and evolving around your cross-state superior, ALABAMA? you tell me what's worse!
By the way, making allegations that Alabama is a bunch of cheaters made me nearly laugh up my turkey dinner. You guys have been on probation more than any other D-1 program in the country. Do I need to remind of you of Mr. Baker "the license plate maker." Go enjoy the pre Iron Bowl festivities and tout your sociology degree from the Barn. I'm sure all of the Auburn family is proud. Have a good on Pot.
Kettle.
Perhaps this Barn-zoe is smoking what Patrick "Fain/Eric Ramsey" Dye is growing down on his very own farm land in Nowhere, Alabama. Enjoy your beloved streak while you can, because as soon as it's over, YOU'LL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING -- nothing but precious memories of a time when Alabama was undergoing coaching turmoil and NCAA sanctions, which the polytechnic institute capitalized on mightily. Enjoy it because there are still a few days left, barn-zoe.
And never forget to...
Just keep it down home, cuz!
Our 12 National Championships are fake? Perhaps you should be enlightened...
After reading yet another enviously inferior blog discrediting Alabama’s past accomplishments by yet another enviously inferior Alabama-Tech fan (no surprise), I’ve come to the conclusion that if little man’s syndrome was a crime, Opelika, as a whole, would be deserted population wise, simply because all of their Wire Road inhabitants would’ve been sentenced to death long ago
Dear Mrs. War Eagle Atlanta,
After reading your enlightening poem moronically proclaiming Alabama’s 12 National Championships are a joke, I certainly hope that you, or your children who are potential tPolyTECHnic Institute of Alabama students, will at least receive a free class credit or degree for this monumental discovery!
Not to intentionally piss on your parade (which I’m sure another rodeo is in the works), but perhaps I should enlighten you with all the facts on why Alabama can rightfully claim the championships that they do. Oh, and you may want to stick around because I’ll fill you in on some of APIs’ flaws as well.
So where to begin?
First and foremost, why the hell is a Barnie so concerned with ANOTHER TEAM’S LEGITIMATE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS? Were you born yesterday? Folks, this is a PRIME EXAMPLE of little man’s syndrome at its finest! Like I said, I surely hope you did in fact receive a free class credit from The Alabama PolyTECHnic Institute for at least giving the rest of the dysfunctional backwoods, Opelika Barnie fan base something to chatter about, because we all know they enjoy talking more about Alabama, the fatherly institute, more than they do themselves: Alabama-Tech.
I have a few FACTS for you that you may find enjoyable. I was also kind enough to provide you with facts from your very own delusional program:
Illegitimate? Isn’t that how you guys go about claiming legitimate “SEC” titles. It’s hilarious hearing a FAN of a team who only has half of one question the credibility of another team’s titles. Then again, Barnies have a strong record of taking every futile stab at Alabama, just to bring them down to their level. Once again they fall flat on their face at yet another failed attempt!
To begin, in case you didn’t know, prior to the AP/UPI title era, the Rose Bowl was deemed the heavyweight bowl and the winner was considered “Champions of the Universe.” This is why whomever was believed to be THE TOP TWO TEAMS IN THE NATION were invited, and the winner was deemed NATIONAL CHAMPIONS of that particular season by AMERICA. Why do you think EVERY SINGLE TEAM WHO WON THE ROSE BOWL PRIOR TO THE DEBUT OF THE AP AND UPI TITLE CLAIMED CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR THE SEASONS OF WHICH THEY WON A ROSE BOWL? Why DO YOU THINK when Alabama – a Southern American team- won the Rose Bowl in 1925, such a big deal was made of it by all the Southern States? Because a Southern American team, won it all and parades and such were thrown all throughout the south, because the South had a National Champion! If you have such a problem with ALABAMA, then maybe you should also center your concerns around EVERY OTHER TEAM that rightfully recognizes themselves as "national champions" of the years they won the Rose Bowl prior to the AP and UPI era. Why do you think the history of the Rose Bowl is cherished so deeply? Why do you think all winners during that time period were deemed NATIONAL CHAMPIONS those years? Why? SIMPLY BECAUSE THAT’S HOW CHAMPIONS WERE DECIDED BACK THEN! Polls weren’t the deciding factor until the AP/UPI debuted, the deciding factor was THE TEAM THAT WON THE ROSE BOWL. Drop the act of envy, hatred, and jealousy and think for just a brief moment: Do you HONESTLY think PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES just claims outright illegitimate titles, just for the hell of it?
Here’s a detailed list of our claimed national championships and why we claim them:
1925: Rose Bowl 10-0
1926: Rose Bowl 9-0-1 (Tie game with Stanford giving BOTH TEAMS a share of the claim)
1930: Rose Bowl 10-0-0
1934: Rose Bowl 10-0
1961: AP/UPI
1964: AP/UPI
1965: AP
1973: UPI
1978: AP
1979: AP
1992: AP
If you have a problem with the AP/UPI selecting us as champions during seasons of which we had one loss, or lost our bowl game, then write the AP/UPI association and when they realize you’re a Barnie, they’ll simply laugh their heads off. Keep in mind there were MANY, MANY, MANY teams who had more losses, yet still finished ahead of other teams during this era. I’m also sure 20 years from now, Louisiana-Tech fans will bicker about LSUs’ 2007 title, seeing how they had two losses and still finished ahead of the teams that defeated them. Or even their 2003 title when they had one loss and USC had zero losses!
Logic vs. Logic:
And here’s a detailed list of all our titles of which WE WERE SELECTED BY OTHER VOTERS, but didn’t claim because we WEREN’T SELECTED BY THE MAIN POLLS (AP/UPI), which were the BCS polls of that time period. Take a VERY CLOSE look at these, sir:
1936: Alabama finishes the season 8-0-1, but didn’t claim a National Title because we finished the season ranked 4th in the AP/UPI.
1937: Alabama finishes the season 9-1, losing to USC in the Rose Bowl and ending the season ranked 4th in the AP/UPI.
1945: Alabama finished the season 10-0, blowing out USC in the Rose Bowl, but didn’t claim a title because we finished the season ranked number 2, behind number 1, Army. Some argue that the 1945 team may have been Bama’s greatest of all time. The bias officially comes into affect once again!
1962: Alabama finished the season 10-1 with a Orange Bowl victory over Oklahoma, but didn’t claim a title because we finished the season ranked fifth in AP/UPI.
1966 (See the new novel, “The Missing Ring”): The most controversial season in all of collegiate football. This is where the Northern/Western States’ bias towards the Southern States plays yet another huge roll in college football. Alabama was aiming for their third straight National Championship season. Ending the previous season ranked number 1, Alabama was questionably preseason ranked “3rd” in 1966. In the other major poll, the AP poll, Alabama started the season ranked first, but was questionable moved to third at the season’s end?!?!?! At the season’s end, we finished undefeated, destroying Nebraska in the Orange Bowl 34-7. However, first ranked Notre Dame and second ranked Michigan State intentionally played to a 10-10 tie in their final game against each other (which wasn’t even a bowl game). Instead of Alabama moving to first place, we were oddly held at third. The Southern nation always felt (and some still do) that this was done intentionally to keep a Southern team from winning their third consecutive title. In addition, a quick review of the results from BAMA’s ‘66 season shows a team that by far outclassed all of the competition it faced. Bama manhandled every opponent only giving up a total of 37 points all season long while shutting out the 7 of the 11 of the opponents they played. Fortunately, at least one well known individual of that time also felt that BAMA was a deserving team that year. Vince Lombardi , after winning the Super Bowl, was asked if the Packers had removed all doubt as to who was the best football team in the world. Lombardi replied, "Well, I don’t know. We haven’t played Alabama yet!!"
1974: Alabama finished the season ranked fifth in AP/UPI, as well as lost their bowl game against Notre Dame.
1975: Alabama finished the season 11-1 with a 13-6 victory over Penn State in the Sugar Bowl, but did not claim a title because they finished the season ranked third in AP/UPI.
1977: Alabama finished the season ranked 11-1 with a 35-6 Sugar Bowl victory over Ohio State, but did not claim a title because we finished the season ranked second in AP/UPI.
Proud API Accomplishments:
1957: The only legit title they have. Despite the fact that they finished the regular season 10-0, while on probation, they finished that season ranked number 1 in the AP poll. But allow me ask you this: If Alabama can’t claim championships because they lost their bowl games, why is it API can claim this one when THEY DIDN’T EVEN PLAY IN A BOWL GAME THAT YEAR? And to answer, it’s because prior to the 1980s, bowl games were considered “exhibition games” and the AP/UPI selected their champions AFTER the last game of the regular season was played.
1983: API’s only loss was to the Texas Longhorns, but they did in fact defeat Michigan in the Sugar Bowl. But they didn’t claim a title because they finished that season ranked third behind Miami and Nebraska. If they say they deserve the title this year, then so does Alabama for the 1975, 1977 seasons in which we finished 11-1 with a Sugar Bowl victory as well, but did not claim the title because we didn’t finish that season ranked first in the country. Not to mention the 1966 Sugar Bowl victory in which we finished the season undefeated with a Sugar Bowl victory, but was denied the title because we finished third.
1993: API finished the season “undefeated.” However, they did not compete in the SEC Championship or bowl game. They finished the season ranked “fourth, " but shouldn’t have been considered in the rankings due to it being unfair to the other teams that they did not play in a bowl game while the others did. That’s like when Alabama finished undefeated in the regular season in 1994 (which was the very next season), but lost to Florida in the SEC Championship game by ONE point. In another words, after blowing out OSU in the bowl game, we could say we were one point away from a perfect season. Since this is the case, we finished fourth in 1994, winning all of our regular season games. Therefore, we should "claim” the 1994 season as an “undefeated” season as well!
I’ll mention 2004, though nobody voted them champions, other than the Opelika/Awbarn Farmer’s Market poll. API did in fact finish the season undefeated. But a lackluster performance against a Mike Shula led, NCAA and injury beleaguered Alabama team who limped into the game with six starters out on offense, and had a third string quarterback taking the snaps; cheating to defeat Nick Saban’s LSU squad by 1 point; barely defeating Virginia Tech by 3 points; and needless to say THE SAME Alabama Tech team WAS SMASHED by the SAME USC TEAM in the two years prior to 2004, closed that case. Seriously, who throws a National Championship parade and orders National Championship rings for a team that didn’t even play for the BCS title?
Also, l’ve noticed API’s claimed SEC West titles when they didn’t even play in the championship games because of tie-breakers.
What about their six SEC titles – Prior to 1992, the first year in which the SEC Championship game was played?
1988: They shared a title with LSU, but LSU finished the season WITH MORE SEC WINS THAN API!
1989: They shared a title with Alabama, WHO HAD MORE SEC wins than they did.
And seriously, do you guys really have “2004 and 1993 Perfect Season” banners hanging on the corners of your stadium? SERIOUSLY?
Continue living in a world full of misinformation and Alabama fans, such as myself, will continue laughing at your incompetence.
It must suck living in a world where your cross state superior casts a dark, unbearable shadow over you, doesn’t it? Continue AUbsessing over The University of Alabama, because when your "precious streak" comes to an end, you’ll have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Maybe then you guys can come up with a theory that we never played a game at all during that time period! Maybe you guys can theorize we paid the NCAA to recognize us for victories during the black and white ages. Hell, you may even say UA’s flagship was never introduced until the 1980s!!
Typical Barnie logic for you…
And here's why it's GREAT to be an ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE Cowgirl:
Even Barnies attend Alabama games just to show their ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE SUPPORT:
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Even Barnies work for the T-Town trash service:
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Who can beat the zesty smell of Aubarn mullet heads at Jordan-Cow Pasture Stadium in Opelika:
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Mullet head number 2:
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Let's not forget about the cowboys and Wrangler jean flaunters (definitely Polytechnic alumni):
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What about the KKK fraternity parties on Halloween:
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NOTHING beats the women of Opelika:
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Or their tattoos:
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Isn't the rolling of Booger's Corner tradition awesome:
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CAUGHT ON BARNIE CAM FAT BOY:
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And tailgating in Opelika is very intense:
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Do all Barnies prefer fishing over hunting:
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The hottest cars of Opelika (bought directly from Aubarn Off-Road):
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This crack-addict Barnie is bold enough to display Alabama's current ranking:
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And so does these Barnies:
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Brandon Cox in his casual, Opelika attire:
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The fans of Jordan-Cow Pasture Stadium on gameday:
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All this Barnie wants is just another drink:
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Alabama Polytechnic Institutes' number 1 fan:
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Is this Tommy Tuberneck's vehicle:
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Don't mess with the Sheriff of Aubarn:
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The benefits of an Alabama Polytechnic Institute degree:
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They really do pay off don't they (tounge or tongue?):
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Only in Opelika:
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Alabama Polytechnic Institutes' finest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRXmOb9iZJc
Is this the Alabama Polytechnic Institutes' Alana Colette Connell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfuMH3Lp-1U
Wire Road goes beyond Wire Road:
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The Alabama Polytechnic Institutes' number 1 tradition in the state of Alabama:
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I believe in The Alabama Polytechnic Institute and LOVE IT!
I smell FEAR...
What vitriol, what pure unadulterated animosity (yeah, i'll type slowly so you bammers can go grab your "dic-shunary" ... be sure to grab the one with the pictures and coloring pages)
You bammers preach tradition as it is a birthright. Problem is, since the time that most of the current players were in diapers, THE university, AUBURN, has been putting a Wimp Sanderson style bitch-slapping on your beloved tawd. And now you are on the precipice (again, I will wait patiently while you look it up)of reaching football nirvana, you spend your time trolling the auburn blogs to defend everything from mythical national championships to putting toilet paper and laundry detergent on a stick. As I say, I smell FEAR.
But alas too, I find that even our immortals have been wrong. Patrick Fayne Dye, the Great, was has even wrong. When asked during his hiring process, how long it would take to beat Alabama he responed, "60 minutes". He should have reponded at least 360 mins, because I have never seen a people this beaten since the Roots mini-series.
Again, I say ... I smell FEAR. Nay, I smell 420 minutes ... and counting.
Great call Tigerscout! 36 - 0!!! Your douchebag team couldn't even score against us. Way to go. I heard Croom resigned today. Maybe you guys could hire him. Good game barn. All is right with the world. BTW, the Papa Johns bowl called. They said, work hard and maybe next year you guys could possibly be playing in B'ham on Christmas Eve. RTR!!!
Actually, I would like one of those "7" shirts. They carry a whole different meaning than you guys probably intended when you designed them before the season. Kind of ironic. Maybe you guys should refrain from making shirts before you actually play the game.
I love it...you hit a Bammer nerve with this one...they just can't handle the truth in Tuscaloosa! While this article was posted prior to the loss Saturday, it reminds us that Auburn wins no matter what. I couldn't think of a better group to be so hated by! WAR EAGLE and keep up the good work!
36-0: something you backwoods barnies never came close to tasting during your six* consecutive winning streak over your fatherly institute during our years of turmoil (as you could only win by an average of 7 points or less).
Got 39? Who is your daddy?
SEVEN losses.
You didn't hit a nerve. Nor do we hate the Auburn family. I just think you guys are a bunch of douchebags, that's all.
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