Biz Markie's "Just A Friend" Alternate Lyrics

Have you ever met a player that you tried to bait
But a year to make friends they wanted you to pay
Let me tell ya a story of their fishing vacation
They was talkin’ to this guy from the Bammer nation
The way that they met him was, wait, he won’t tell anyone
They took a long trip but it turned too short
He just got onboard hurtin’, disc disease
They was carryin’ him fishing since he can’t stand up
He whispered in their ear, if I could hook a fish
Then he can ask you some questions to see if you are making hundreds
He was asked where they met, he said blah-blah-blah
They had 8/22 jerseys, they were very big bra
They said he’s Julio Jones and he was like Whoopty-do
He said, how do you like the library?
They said, we was very confused
I started catchin’ bass, they started throwin’ back tuna
But when I sprung the question, they acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, tell me tha truth, they tried to pretend
They said, we don’t go, let’s just be personal friends
Come on, Ingram was really goin’ for it
This is what Julio goin’ sing

You, you got what I need but you say we’s just personal friends
And you say we’s just personal friends, oh Curtis
You, you got what I need but you say we’s just personal friends
And you say we’s just personal friends, oh Curtis
You, you got what I need but you say we’s just personal friends
And you say we’s just personal friends, oh Curtis

So the NCAA took blah-blahs word for it at this time
‘Bama thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime
cuz Saban has friends and that’s a fact
Like Paul, Butch, Logan, and Ray
Forget about that, let’s get back to the story
About how they met blah-blah-blah that escapes me
So they started talkin’, gettin’ familiar
Spendin’ a lot of time so they can build up
A relationship and some understanding
How its gonna be in the future they was plannin’
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
He had no idea Bama was in for an investigation
After this was published, everything was cool
The trip was over and they went back to school
He called every day to see how they was doin’
Everytime that he called them it seemed somethin’ was brewin’
He called them on his dime, Bama picked up, and then he called again
He said, yo, who was that? oh, we’s just friends
Don’t call them again, don’t ever call them again
Just don’t hurtem

You, you got what I need but you say we’s just personal friends
And you say we’s just personal friends, oh Curtis
You, you got what I need but you say we’s just personal friends
And you say we’s just personal friends, oh Curtis
You, you got what I need but you say we’s just personal friends
And you say we’s just personal friends, oh Curtis

So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a guy who says he just a friend